Motion Pictures by Mattel

Alright, what the fuck? When is the lego movie coming out because I need to see lego towers crumbling in 3-D. I'm sure its not far off on the horizon because every other mildly popular toy, children's show, and board game already has a script. Transformers was really bad...twice, but a Battleship movie is already filming and the Monopoly movie and Candyland movie are in pre-production. The Smurfs movie (consisting of live action people with CGI smurfs) already cast Neil Patrick Harris, Allen Cummings, Jonathan Winters (returning as the voice of Papa smurf), and others. To top it off Mattel has the marketing genius to get a head start on the game. They are currently creating a line of toys that is being made solely for the purpose of making it into a movie. At least this way there will be some kind of plot structure sinced it was pre-planned because I have no idea what the Monopoly movie is going to be about.